If you put Cameron Carney and Martin Geary in a blender, the smoothie you would get is this boy.
Mama is a talented seer who tried to make big money using her skills for gambling, which ended disastrously.
He was "homeschooled" (i.e. not schooled at all), which put him perpetually behind and at a permanent disadvantage.
Mama was very overprotective, which left him both sheltered and naive, and also very experienced in sneaking out of the house.
Unfamiliar with a lot of pop culture, both muggle and magical, but likes to pretend he knows what everyone is talking about anyway.
Lives in a wizarding trailer park, in which the trailers are stacked up and extended upwards. Each one sort of ends up looking like the Burrow if the Weasleys stanned Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Loves all sports, particularly broom sports, though quodpot is naturally better. Also a big fan of NASBROOM
Softhearted and sentimental, but trying desperately to hide it, which means he's ready to THROW HANDS at any time with anybody.
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